Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is a short tower defense game from Mumpitz Games. Each run sends tens of thousands of orcs against your base, and you answer with bullets, bombs, and lasers. Its defining mechanic is the incremental-style meta-progression: resources earned whether you win or lose feed a massive upgrade tree used to unlock and improve turrets. During a run, you can call active abilities such as strafing runs, orbital lasers, and nukes to clear masses of orcs and survive critical moments. The loop is defend, earn, upgrade, then return with stronger turrets. As a premium title, the source presents no in-game store or battle pass.

The Orc Horde and Base Defense

The game’s core threat is the orc horde: the source says they arrive with tens of thousands of troops to overrun your base. You defend that base by deploying bullets, bombs, and lasers. The tagline “a bazillion orcs” frames the scale as a numbers problem rather than a small squad fight. Your goal in each run is to survive the assault, not to explore or negotiate. Turrets form the primary line of defense, and the horde’s size is the reason upgrades matter between attempts.

Upgrade Tree and Incremental Meta-Progression

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem uses incremental-style meta-progression tied to a massive upgrade tree. Resources are earned from every run, won or lost, and those resources unlock and upgrade powerful turrets. Because losses still pay out, repeated attempts feed permanent improvements rather than resetting your account. The source states that every upgrade brings you closer to defeating the horde. This structure makes the upgrade tree the long-term counter to the orc numbers. The game is described as short, so the progression loop is central to its replay value.

Active Abilities: Strafing Runs, Orbital Lasers, and Nukes

Active abilities provide direct, high-impact answers during a run. The source names strafing runs, orbital lasers, and nukes; these are used to slaughter masses of orcs and survive critical situations. They differ from turret upgrades because they are launched during defense, not unlocked solely through the meta-progression tree. When the horde threatens to break through, these abilities can clear groups and stabilize the base. Their cooldowns or limits are not specified in the source. What is specified is their role: handling critical moments that standard turret fire may not contain.